And so it is. Based on this tiny bit of YouTube footage, hearsay and very little actual evidence (they don’t make it easy, readers) we are left wondering why? Why do the super-brained aliens want to keep our nukes local?

I think it’s pretty obvious.

Take a look at this video and make up your own mind. I’m not going to influence you like I did with the moonbase video.

Here is an Iranian short-range weapon during test flight. Click play and then keep on reading.

Did you see it? He was just checkin’. Seeing if the warhead was loaded. It wasn’t – so he let it fly on.

The UFOs, or Flying Saucers (if you’ve got super eyes) really don’t want our crap out there in space. As much as Hollywood would like to export the entire squadrons from the military industrial complex to fertile planets, it’s simply not going to happen. The Greys, or the Pleiadians, or the Lizard men didn’t help the Japanese in 1945. They won’t save us from our own stupidity, but it’s becoming increasingly clear that, as far as nukes go, space is a no-fly zone.

UFOs are seen hovering around Nuclear Bases all the time:

I’d say it’s not reported much, but there are lots of interviews like these on the web. I’ll let you guys do a midnight search. There are even books written about the relationship between UFOs and Nukes. We just don’t get to hear about these things very often. They’re not picked up by the Vanity Fair radar. Our society’s veil of ignorance is too thick and heavy.

Here’s another supposed “bare-faced liar” . . .

If one were to extrapolate; a no-nuke policy in outer-space must mean (if it’s being policed by Aliens) that they value life. It could also mean that nukes aren’t welcome for other reasons. Perhaps nuclear blasts open up fissures into other dimensions. After all anti-depressants started out as pain-killers. Who knows what nukes really do? The simple observational fact that they are here (okay, all imho) and haven’t wiped us out thus far, suggests that they are probably operating under a non-interference “treaty”. I say “treaty” with a tongue half-embedded in my cheek. I’m reallllly out on a limb here . . . (join in if you can) but try this on for size . . .

If they exist, there’s probably not just one type of space tourist / gene-predator. There’s more than likely a whole bunch of different kinds. Y’know, like cats and horses and axolotyls – but billions of years more advanced. So advanced, they don’t even talk to each other – or eat. They just “think” stuff.

In the first video, you get a sense of how fast these entities fly. And if you do believe in ETs who visit Earth on a regular basis, it’s likely that there are also different types. What I want to know is this: Who, if we’re allowed to set fire to ourselves down here, are the UFOs protecting “out there”? Answer: Themselves!?.

I’ll go further and posit this: Aliens are not just protecting themselves, but other beings, too.

Which makes them nice people. They’re obeying some kind of law that protects themselves (and dare I say other beings) from nuclear bombs. In my book, that actually makes them “More human” than us. ;)

But we can’t jump to conclusions (I proclaim on a site called “Alien Moon Base”).

We can think for ourselves, though. I can’t believe I’m doing all this thinking just on my lonesome!

Here’s a little info you might be interested in regarding our own Nuclear Weapons testing treaties.

Are these people exhibiting early stage schizophrenia? Are they exhibitionists? Amateur Gurus perhaps? … Or do these UFO spruikers genuinely want to share real knowledge with ignorant humanity?

All this is absolute hokum, right?

We’re talking ; reverse-engineering of flying saucers, mind-linking, thought-control, advanced genetic experimentation and more specifically, head to head meetings with grey aliens (known as grays) sporting advanced technology.

Without a mote of evidence, anybody could make this up. Who could prove you wrong?

We chattering monkeys thrive on tall tales. Indeed, we may even be perceived (by an alien race) as a conglomerate of 7 billion story-telling monkeys. If Hollywood and Who Magazine are anything to go by, we’re prepared to lie even if it costs many millions of dollars. And we’ll happily do it – even without a profit motive.

People need to know this stuff and it’s our duty to tell the human race what’s really going on.

Who in their right minds would make up a story about face to face, non-verbal alien communication or side by side genetic manipulation in Area 51 and release it to the world non-exclusively and completely for free? Why is YouTube bursting with alien contactees?

Is any story true?

Some are so unbelievable that they become … believable again. These men and women are brave to say the very least.

What’s really weird, fascinating and incredibly attractive to me, is that these stories – assuming the tellers don’t know each other – on the whole, tie together remarkably well. They all link up rather nicely into an almost seamless patchwork story of human / alien interplay. It’s mind-bogglingly woven.

The internet.

True. We do have the internet. They may be reading each other on a daily basis. After Barney and Betty Hills’ very public abduction in 1963, the market opened up to wannabe abductees who loved the idea of getting their picture in the paper. Today the rumour-mill spins at light speed. Truth is but a complex game of Chinese Whispers.

It’s just that – none of these people seem particularly mad – or even skilful when it comes to telling stories. Their tales are made all the more attractive by a kind of clumsy realism and notable lack of fanfare or superlative. These mad people sound pretty genuine. And there doesn’t seem to be any real reason why they might tell super-sized fibs.

If you really want to knock yourself out with this stuff, you can also check these links to some not-so-mad pioneers – perhaps…

• Bases Pt 2
• Bases Pt 3
• Bob Lazar on back-engineering
• Dan Burisch on J-Rods and (if you hang in there) MIBs
• Amazing interview with Mr X (now mysteriously dead)
• UFO shoots down ICBM

I can’t promise you won’t have nightmares after hearing some of this stuff. ;)

Where does this admirer of train-wrecked personalities sit? Where there’s smoke … is what I say.

The people who work at Area 51 had better be doing something at least as interesting as talking to greys or back-engineering flying saucers. If they aren’t, then the whole UFO thing amounts to a weird kind of religion, without which we probably can’t imagine ourselves playing our small part in the greater whole that is reality alpha. Universe one.

How would life on Earth be without such brazen individuals? Just a little more boring is my answer.

I’m going to give Michio the last bit of airplay. I’m pretty sure there’s a UFO hovering in the sky outside my bedroom window right now and it’s putting on an unbelievably good show – pretending to be a Cessna Skyhawk 172 – engine noise, lights and all.

I’m no fool.

Farmers all over the world reported livestock mutilation. They would get up in the middle of the night, sometimes to lights (often reported as helicopters) in their field – only to discover a mutilated cow or sheep in the morning. Not just a random mutilation, but a systematic and highly accurate surgical procedure. Sometimes keyhole-style surgery. But without the blood.

Keen on scaring yourself to death tonight? Go brew yourself a nice (prohibitively expensive) Horlicks and full-screen this puppy. It’w worth getting a video out of your computer and watching this on TV if you’ve a long enough cable. As this 1hr+ slow, but intriguing movie explains, it’s not just cattle that get laser-chopped in our fields during the wee hours.

If you’re still up for it after that horror show, here’s some further reading. Not for the squeamish.

What’s even more disturbing is that the phenomenon is becoming more frequent and the perpetrators more brazen.

As is usual in such cases, the photographs suddenly disappeared from the NASA public archives database, throwing petrol onto the fire of conspiracy.

By the time the images were removed, an avid UFO community were already propagating their find, excitedly including them in YouTube Videos like this one.

I don’t have an issue with these images. It may well be space junk. To me, it looks like a spaceship at certain angles and a bit of tin at others. Some UFOlogists (you can get a degree in UFOlogy at some universties in the US) have gone so far as to say it’s a morphing spaceship. Read into these images what you will.

click image for higher resolution version

The important thing to grasp here is not really the images. The important thing is the lack of communication. An obvious and rational response from NASA ought to be, “We don’t know what they are.” But NASA is a conglomeration of human beings who represent man’s proudest achievements.

I’m going out on a limb here, but the one thing we don’t really need right now is to know anything about UFOs and alternative societies. I think it’s disgusting that a paid government organisation censor material intended for public consumption, but I also understand why they do it. It’s our old friend . . . fear.

The reason why NASA don’t publish photos of UFOs has less to do with military security and more to do with our own in-security.

Presented with a superior being, our world’s governments would lose all their power.

We need our Governments to be the most powerful force in our lives. Evidence that there are other societies and technologies which are far superior to our own (perhaps with thousands of years development behind them) would create a power vacuum. Why listen to our Government when the aliens have thousands of years backing them? Because humans are basically stupid (sorry guys, but our collective stupidity and ego really knows no bounds) there’d probably be a religious uprising or riot against those in power.

Our egos are too fragile for this knowledge. Our lizard brains don’t need a predatory force right now. On the surface of it, one can easily understand why NASA pulled the images. They didn’t like the idea of fielding phone calls from UFO nuts. The real, much deeper reason is “State Insecurity.”

If there are intelligent beings which have survived famine, war and self-annihilation, then perhaps we can learn from them. Just that statement alone robs the Government of its much-needed power.

The aliens hide from us because it’s in our best interests.

Revealing itself to an insecure world might just be the worst thing an alien could ever do. And to my mind, their desire to hide makes them sensible beings. We’d probably destroy ourselves in the process of trying to destroy them or we’d want what they have and try to take it by force (this has, arguably, already happened).

We are essentially – in a nutshell – stupid.

People want to know the truth, but, in my opinion, the reason for a cover-up is simple. An alien presence would undermine any Government authority. It’s a good thing that the Grays, Reptilians and Nordics haven’t announced their presence. The people in power would lose it quickly.

In the meantime, check out this interesting 4 minute video – a mini doc about why some believe in bases on the moon..

NASA employees recount their experience of NASA photo tampering.

Geoffrey Robinson Hypothetical

Imagine a President telling you to do something for your country – anything – whilst, standing right next to him on the podium, is a representative of an Alien race 50,000 years ahead of us in development. As a minion, I know what I’d say. I’d say “I’ll do what you say after a second opinion. What does the Gray think?”

Make up your own mind

Okay, this is crazy stuff. But just for fun, take a look at this video from the Japanese Space Agency and tell me what you see.

As usual, these pictures are very fuzzy, but once you can actually see things, your imagination will get the better of you.

For me, this was an interesting exercise. I can actually see buildings and intelligently-made structures. But I also see elephants in the clouds. A self-confessed UFO-nut buddy of mine couldn’t see anything other than rocks. At about the 3 minute mark, I rocked the video scroller back and forth over suspicious terrain to get a sense of the 3D aspect. Buildings (or building-like rocks) cast enough shadows and rose and fell from the moon’s surface just enough for my brain to make the crazy leap. There are some very interesting areas on the moon. At best, for this believer, there are entire abandoned Alien cities.

So consider this a kind of test. How much faith do you exercise when reading or talking about Aliens?

And for those of you who want something to print out, click on the image below for a sharper resolution:

NASA Lunar Orbiter image (1970s)

Keep it in your purse and while you’re listening to Pink Floyd’s “Dark Side of the Moon” spare a though for the album title. Maybe it should have been “Far Side of the Moon”. Even middle-class art school educated musos can get it wrong sometimes.