And so it is. Based on this tiny bit of YouTube footage, hearsay and very little actual evidence (they don’t make it easy, readers) we are left wondering why? Why do the super-brained aliens want to keep our nukes local?

I think it’s pretty obvious.

Take a look at this video and make up your own mind. I’m not going to influence you like I did with the moonbase video.

Here is an Iranian short-range weapon during test flight. Click play and then keep on reading.

Did you see it? He was just checkin’. Seeing if the warhead was loaded. It wasn’t – so he let it fly on.

The UFOs, or Flying Saucers (if you’ve got super eyes) really don’t want our crap out there in space. As much as Hollywood would like to export the entire squadrons from the military industrial complex to fertile planets, it’s simply not going to happen. The Greys, or the Pleiadians, or the Lizard men didn’t help the Japanese in 1945. They won’t save us from our own stupidity, but it’s becoming increasingly clear that, as far as nukes go, space is a no-fly zone.

UFOs are seen hovering around Nuclear Bases all the time:

I’d say it’s not reported much, but there are lots of interviews like these on the web. I’ll let you guys do a midnight search. There are even books written about the relationship between UFOs and Nukes. We just don’t get to hear about these things very often. They’re not picked up by the Vanity Fair radar. Our society’s veil of ignorance is too thick and heavy.

Here’s another supposed “bare-faced liar” . . .

If one were to extrapolate; a no-nuke policy in outer-space must mean (if it’s being policed by Aliens) that they value life. It could also mean that nukes aren’t welcome for other reasons. Perhaps nuclear blasts open up fissures into other dimensions. After all anti-depressants started out as pain-killers. Who knows what nukes really do? The simple observational fact that they are here (okay, all imho) and haven’t wiped us out thus far, suggests that they are probably operating under a non-interference “treaty”. I say “treaty” with a tongue half-embedded in my cheek. I’m reallllly out on a limb here . . . (join in if you can) but try this on for size . . .

If they exist, there’s probably not just one type of space tourist / gene-predator. There’s more than likely a whole bunch of different kinds. Y’know, like cats and horses and axolotyls – but billions of years more advanced. So advanced, they don’t even talk to each other – or eat. They just “think” stuff.

In the first video, you get a sense of how fast these entities fly. And if you do believe in ETs who visit Earth on a regular basis, it’s likely that there are also different types. What I want to know is this: Who, if we’re allowed to set fire to ourselves down here, are the UFOs protecting “out there”? Answer: Themselves!?.

I’ll go further and posit this: Aliens are not just protecting themselves, but other beings, too.

Which makes them nice people. They’re obeying some kind of law that protects themselves (and dare I say other beings) from nuclear bombs. In my book, that actually makes them “More human” than us. ;)

But we can’t jump to conclusions (I proclaim on a site called “Alien Moon Base”).

We can think for ourselves, though. I can’t believe I’m doing all this thinking just on my lonesome!

Here’s a little info you might be interested in regarding our own Nuclear Weapons testing treaties.

Are these people exhibiting early stage schizophrenia? Are they exhibitionists? Amateur Gurus perhaps? … Or do these UFO spruikers genuinely want to share real knowledge with ignorant humanity?

All this is absolute hokum, right?

We’re talking ; reverse-engineering of flying saucers, mind-linking, thought-control, advanced genetic experimentation and more specifically, head to head meetings with grey aliens (known as grays) sporting advanced technology.

Without a mote of evidence, anybody could make this up. Who could prove you wrong?

We chattering monkeys thrive on tall tales. Indeed, we may even be perceived (by an alien race) as a conglomerate of 7 billion story-telling monkeys. If Hollywood and Who Magazine are anything to go by, we’re prepared to lie even if it costs many millions of dollars. And we’ll happily do it – even without a profit motive.

People need to know this stuff and it’s our duty to tell the human race what’s really going on.

Who in their right minds would make up a story about face to face, non-verbal alien communication or side by side genetic manipulation in Area 51 and release it to the world non-exclusively and completely for free? Why is YouTube bursting with alien contactees?

Is any story true?

Some are so unbelievable that they become … believable again. These men and women are brave to say the very least.

What’s really weird, fascinating and incredibly attractive to me, is that these stories – assuming the tellers don’t know each other – on the whole, tie together remarkably well. They all link up rather nicely into an almost seamless patchwork story of human / alien interplay. It’s mind-bogglingly woven.

The internet.

True. We do have the internet. They may be reading each other on a daily basis. After Barney and Betty Hills’ very public abduction in 1963, the market opened up to wannabe abductees who loved the idea of getting their picture in the paper. Today the rumour-mill spins at light speed. Truth is but a complex game of Chinese Whispers.

It’s just that – none of these people seem particularly mad – or even skilful when it comes to telling stories. Their tales are made all the more attractive by a kind of clumsy realism and notable lack of fanfare or superlative. These mad people sound pretty genuine. And there doesn’t seem to be any real reason why they might tell super-sized fibs.

If you really want to knock yourself out with this stuff, you can also check these links to some not-so-mad pioneers – perhaps…

• Bases Pt 2
• Bases Pt 3
• Bob Lazar on back-engineering
• Dan Burisch on J-Rods and (if you hang in there) MIBs
• Amazing interview with Mr X (now mysteriously dead)
• UFO shoots down ICBM

I can’t promise you won’t have nightmares after hearing some of this stuff. ;)

Where does this admirer of train-wrecked personalities sit? Where there’s smoke … is what I say.

The people who work at Area 51 had better be doing something at least as interesting as talking to greys or back-engineering flying saucers. If they aren’t, then the whole UFO thing amounts to a weird kind of religion, without which we probably can’t imagine ourselves playing our small part in the greater whole that is reality alpha. Universe one.

How would life on Earth be without such brazen individuals? Just a little more boring is my answer.

I’m going to give Michio the last bit of airplay. I’m pretty sure there’s a UFO hovering in the sky outside my bedroom window right now and it’s putting on an unbelievably good show – pretending to be a Cessna Skyhawk 172 – engine noise, lights and all.

I’m no fool.

Farmers all over the world reported livestock mutilation. They would get up in the middle of the night, sometimes to lights (often reported as helicopters) in their field – only to discover a mutilated cow or sheep in the morning. Not just a random mutilation, but a systematic and highly accurate surgical procedure. Sometimes keyhole-style surgery. But without the blood.

Keen on scaring yourself to death tonight? Go brew yourself a nice (prohibitively expensive) Horlicks and full-screen this puppy. It’w worth getting a video out of your computer and watching this on TV if you’ve a long enough cable. As this 1hr+ slow, but intriguing movie explains, it’s not just cattle that get laser-chopped in our fields during the wee hours.

If you’re still up for it after that horror show, here’s some further reading. Not for the squeamish.

What’s even more disturbing is that the phenomenon is becoming more frequent and the perpetrators more brazen.

Well. Some entities don’t look like us at all. Read this BLOG entry from our friends in Finland.
>> Midnight in Finland – High Strangeness

Then go out and get some Sun. We need Vitamin A.

The Story So Far . . .

It seems the Greys and the Reptilians are baddies. The US Military snubbed the Nordics (who wanted to announce their presence and needed diplomatic assistance) and did a deal with the Greys because the Nords wouldn’t freely part with their technology. Neil Armstrong was told to piss off by aliens on the moon and every single Apollo mission was closely shadowed by UFOs driven by intelligent beings.

Some say the Greys hail from a hollowed out part of the North Pole

Luckily for us, the beautiful (7 foot plus) Nordics (who are flanked by perfectly formed human assistants and are the most advanced of all the 300 or so alien races NASA and the military have catalogued) are on their way here and they’ve told the US Government / Majestic 12 and the Freemasons to let the religious leaders of the world know of their imminent arrival. So as not to upset us. They’re 30 light years away and left about 3 years ago at Warp 5. The Nordic fleet will get here in 2013 to welcome us into the galactic family with or without US Military assistance.

Now all this sounds like a big fat crock of shit, right? . . . RIIIIIGHT?

Well, there’s an awful lot of smoke. I’ve read the whole Roswell thing – including actual 1947 newspaper clippings which went on about a crashed saucer and I’ve triangulated stories told by different people about the same event/s. Basically, it all seems to add up. Thank Jesus the Great (and possibly back-engineered Alien technology) for the internet. Without it, I’d be the proverbial blind man in his coal cellar hunting around for Sooty the cat.

Now I know the following things . . .

• There are alien bases on the dark side of the moon
• Many planets probably have them but NASA blurs the photos
• There are hundreds of species of super-stealthy Aliens who visit us regularly
• People are abducted and tracked by UFOs and Aliens (probably Greys)
• Aliens are probably neither friendly nor aggressive by nature
• UFOs like to hang around water

. . . I feel privileged.

I’m going to let you do the research, but because I know you’re keen to start now, I’m giving you something to set you off. I looked up the infamous STS-115 Space shuttle mission on the NASA archives website and the third picture of only about 8 pictures there, was this one…

I’m not going to give this the grace of analysis. I mean for God’s sake. This is clearly a space dolphin (click pic for a hi-rez version).

Here’s a 10 minute video of the STS115 mission just to contextualise what you are looking at. Now remember that these things are fast. Often faster than a camera shutter. It’s amazing stuff if you believe it.

We’re in trouble people. 2013. Hopefully we won’t be annihilated by an asteroid in 2012 like the Mayans predicted. I wanna see the Nordics and their little Nordic kids. We can all hold space hands together.