Getting Abducted by Aliens
Okay. Despite the excruciating pain – I’m pretty sure some of you out there want to be abducted by an Alien. You want to find a UFO hot spot, stroll into the middle of a paddock and flash S.O.S. with your torch at bright dots in the sky (just like Jack and Jim Weiner did back in 1976). You’ll be teleported into the UFO, subjugate your will and you’ll lay naked on a slab while bug-eyed aliens tell you everything is going to be alright. Then you’ll be probed – and it will hurt. But you really want it. It’s worth it just to meet beings from another part of the universe, right? Maybe they know stuff about your dead relatives . . . Or God?
Read my mind now, Grey!
Or, like me, you could simply go around, business as usual, in pants and a T-shirt. Weet-bix and coffee for breakfast. Morning showers. Brush your teeth. They’ll never find you.
Not surprisingly, the three most famous alien abduction cases happened in the American wilderness…
Three Famous Cases
The Allergash Abductions
Back in 1976, two brothers and a couple of friends went fishing. On the way to Allergash, they saw a strange light in the sky, but thought nothing of it. When they proceeded to boat out onto the dark waters, the light re-appeared some meters away. One of them men had a brilliant idea. He signaled S.O.S. to the UFO with his torch and all of a sudden, they floated into a UFO where they were forced to strip naked and take turns watching their friends being experimented on.The Allergash Waterway (in the wilderness)
(read more here)
Fire In the Sky
Perhaps the scariest case of all, (and the most sold book – now a famous B-movie “Fire In the Sky”) is the one where Travis Walton sees an alien spaceship while out in the wilderness (take note potential abductees) with friends. Unlike his wise friends who hid behind bushes and rocks, Travis ran over to touch the mysterious craft. Not wanting to look a gift horse in the mouth – the nasty little Greys took him and he was declared missing for days.
(Travis has his own site here) It’s very well-written too, I might add.
Betty & Barney Hill
Last but not least (and in fact possibly the first recorded alien abduction case). God Bless their little cotton socks.Betty & Barney Hill
The most famous abduction of all is that of Barney & Betty Hill. John G. Fuller’s “The Interrupted Journey,” is a transcription of the entire event as revealed by Betty and Barney during several independent hypnosis sessions. Their UFO experiences were quite different. Betty had quite a pleasant time. While the Aliens politely showed Betty some of their technology, presented a 3D star map of their location and did all but make her a cup of tea, Barney was thoroughly abused and experimented on (against his will) in the next room. He’s still not quite convinced that he was abducted as he kept his eyes closed during the event.
(read more on Wikipedia here)
So it’s not all beer and skittles inside a UFO. In most recorded abduction cases, people are mind-controlled, experimented on, left with implants and their entire memory erased against their will. Some abductees think it happens over and over. Even resorting to expensive full body scans to find and then remove implants.
On the face of it, it’s not that easy to get abducted. But it seems quite possible. You’ll need to take a few things with you.
- a place where UFOs are regularly spotted
- a torch
- a mind-control helmet (if you want to stay safe)
- easy to remove clothing.
- a GPS
- Some kind of audio recording device (or button camera?)
Let us know if you plan to get abducted and we’ll BLOG about it for ya. However, if you’re found out in a paddock butt-naked, flashing S.O.S. with a torch and wearing a mind control helmet – we’ll call you, okay?
The Australian Angle
Our US friends aren’t the only ones who allow themselves to be puppeted by our not-so-friendly Grey brethren . . .
I thought this episode was most convincing, but if you’re keen:
If you’re still convinced that alien abduction is for you, maybe you can view the following film as a kind of US travelogue . . .
Alien Hotspots
Remember to take some kind of hidden camera or recording device with you when you go bush or visit Roswell. There’s nothing worse than returning back to Earth with a bunch of weird and wonderful stories. People might think you’re a crackpot. Or at best, some kind of exhibitionist who didn’t get the right sort of attention as a child.
Happy camping!
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great, including all the hot stuff!
It’s not just great – it’s all very amazing, don’t you think? :)
Hello Ed,
That video UFO Encounters in Australia is a bit freeky. It would be interesting to know how many people have actually had a weird dream that’s abduction like, wierd UFO experiences even during the night or a good ol’ Abduction especially right here in Oz.
I had a weird experience once about 12 years ago in Canning Vale. During the night i was awoken to what I thought was moonlight streaming on my face through a gap in the curtains. I opened the curtains and thought I saw the moon and was struggling to wake up properly (I didn’t have my glasses on). I went outside to confirm its was the moon (why when I thought it was the moon in the first place)..then looked again said to myself yeah its the moon and went back inside.
So the weird thing is I never saw the moon in that part of the sky (low and south) ever again in Canningvale!
mmmm very weird. was i abducted? Sorry can’t tell you that one but it did crack an 7.0 on the weird-shit-o-meter!
p.s. just checked it again on Google Earth and yep the direction was south-south west. anyone ever seen the moon low and in that part of the sky?
I did dream (I’m pretty sure it was a dream) once that I was visited by an alien family. The child of the (big black eyed) family was playing a game. He was pulling a rope / string through the floor and it had multi-colored spheres, cubes and cones attached to it. They would disappear as they reached his hand. He was singing a song which sounded like the French song, Frère Jacques, but there were more languages involved. I asked his father what he was singing and the grey-like alien (although taller but not too tall) told me he was singing a song in all the languages of Earth. He told me they taught their children all the languages of Earth before they turned 5 years old. He also told me that it was my Son. I’d like to think I was abducted. I was in Ellenbrook (30km+ outside of Perth) and had woken during the night to a strange buzzing sound and a luminous toilet (as I was taking a pee). But I’ve read so much about this sort of stuff that I suspect it was my overactive imagination. Plus my memory was fuzzy. Anyone else care to tell us their abduction story?
here’s a new abduction video i came across…what do you think? is it too good to be true? is it real?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaZvsQIp8dk
Hi Syd. I think that guy is having a lend with an alien head on a stick and a little bit of CGI. It’s not that it’s not convincing – it’s just that I don’t see an alien race who are at pains to hide themselves peeking through a well-lit hallway window. It’s just non-sensical imho.
yeah its a dodgy video for sure…..
obviously from a “reality based” tv show………
Hi Syd. I think that guy is having a lend with an alien head on a stick and a little bit of CGI. It’s not that it’s not convincing – it’s just that I don’t see an alien race who are at pains to hide themselves peeking through a well-lit hallway window. It’s just non-sensical imho.
I’m with Bruce. It just doesn’t make any sense. It seems they are at great pains to hide themselves and not interfere. Why do a little dance in a suburban window?
Man I think about this stuff all the time. After watching the movie, “The Forth Kind” I was in shock. There’s always room for belief.