Russia’s Nobel Peace Offering
Sadly, the guy in this video is way off the mark. Why sadly? The idea of extra-terrestrial beings loitering in the skies above would instill, in me at least, a little confidence in the possibility of our continued existence, but yesterday was a complete balls-up for the human race. The destruction of a multi-stage Russian nuclear rocket fuselage over Norway – on the very day and location where Obama was to receive his controversial Nobel Peace Prize – felt like a slap in the face. I’m truly sorry UFOlogists but New Scientist worked it out. Perhaps you guys can check out these amazing vids instead . . .
Yesterday was also the first day of the Copenhagen climate conference. Australia went in with great and noble intentions. Kevin Rudd thought us something of a leader on this issue – perhaps as an intermediary with the ear of the mighty USA. A small thing we could do. The positive approach of a religious man in politics. One almost felt pride as Penny Wong marched into the conference with all kinds of percentage-based promises.
There to greet them? Drowning Tuvaluvians and other threatened Island peoples. Tuvalu is famous for it’s “.tv” domain name. It’s quite probably their main source of income. At the conference, the people from Tuvalu were practising (perhaps for the first time?) their democratic right to protest. And they have many island friends.
Thanks, GoDaddy. Sensitive.
Actually GoDaddy, the sea-levels are rising. The island isn’t sinking, you morons.
The irony of all of this is very simple. Nothing is going to happen at Copenhagen. If anything, a slew of crazy Western compromises which won’t cut mustard. I have to say it, Capitalism, but Gaia is a big Communist. Everything, is free – especially (and for a limited time only) air. You just have to play nice and stop chopping down the trees. If you want to charge for all stuff that was originally FREE, then reap the benefits. Your time starts now.
Yesterday was a horrible day in human history. Thank God I don’t have children. After this, I don’t think that 100,000 Tuvaluvians are going to have any issues getting refugee status.
All this is very very easy to solve. And it’s ALL up to you. It’s becoming increasingly obvious that governments aren’t very effective.
Stick a bloody solar panel on your roof and get on your bicycles, you lazy Westerners. Y’never know, you might shed a bit of fat and fend off cancer in the process. All this is your iPod-toting fault. Do something now, Western Pigs!
